Because sometimes a sensible plotline just doesn’t hit the spot.
... Or, well, the very nice human actor and magician attached to Thing, Christopher Hart, who, across three Addams Family movies in the ’90s, had the best hand job in Hollywood.
Jenna Ortega is the star of Wednesday, Netflix’s Addams Family reboot. Olivia Rodrigo is… well, you know who she is. The old Disney pals chat about fame, Tim Burton doing plaits and being asked for autographs while peeing. Individually they’re scarily talented. Together? So cool it’s frightening.