Richard Branson

As Branson, Bezos and Musk look up to stars and see dollar signs, experts are bracing themselves for the environmental impact of their space-race jerk off.

Sandra Bullock in Gravity? Shantay, you stay. Jeff Bezos using his obscene wealth to go to space for LOLs? Sashay away.

It’s been 50 years since the Apollo 11 moon landing and space tourism is blowing up. Welcome to the new-age space race.