Camo’n! Here’s your guide to wearing camo

Practically speaking, camo print is for blending into your surroundings. But reader, you’re not on all fours in the middle of a jungle like Rambo. You’re uhmming and ahhing about what to wear to the pub this weekend, what will make you look cool, what will get you laid, what will have your friends say “Blimey, you’re looking shweeet”. And for that, the practically of camo in its traditional sense is put on the backburner. Camouflage up for a bender and you’ll stick out like a nun at a rave, but that’s all part of the fun.