Premier League

From Chelsea’s Marc Guiu to Fulham captain Tom Cairney, footballers are travelling to Kings Cuts barbers in Epsom for a trim that costs the same as a few pints.

Sackings, Saudis, haircuts – here’s what we think is going to go down this year.

Is it football as content? A strain to inject some reason into the international down period between competitions people actually like? However it got here, the vibe is no longer good.

Ending the season with a personal best of 11 goals, Crystal Palace forward Wilfried Zaha is at the peak of his powers. Now, he’s out to prove that he’s not “just an angry guy”, too.

A proposed Super League would give more power to the few. Going by the explosion of anger on social media, fans are able to see the move for the disaster it is.

The pause of club football for the international break is usually met with a collective sigh. However recent unhinged results have left us gasping for a breather in the Premier League.