Jeff Bezos

Unionising in America is a battle, but it’s even harder when you’re up against Jeff Bezos. In April, Chris Smalls made history when he led workers in Staten Island to vote to form the country’s first Amazon union.

As Branson, Bezos and Musk look up to stars and see dollar signs, experts are bracing themselves for the environmental impact of their space-race jerk off.

Former Amazon employee Christian Smalls is campaigning to unionise the Staten Island warehouse where he used to work. THE FACE joined him last month to found out exactly how he’s planning to beat Bezos.

According to tweets from Grimes, the rapper has his sights set on WASP-127b, a planet situated 520 lightyears away from Earth.

Sandra Bullock in Gravity? Shantay, you stay. Jeff Bezos using his obscene wealth to go to space for LOLs? Sashay away.