The best outfits as seen on Madonna, Jack Grealish and Kanye this week

Who’s That Girl? Only bloody Madonna, who was the final guest to arrive at Tuesday’s Central Saint Martins BA 2022 show, prompting a roomful of audible gasps from the gays. Planting herself next to FKA twigs, she watched on as the soon-to-be graduating designers showed off their final collections. We spotted a smirk, a smile and a few head bops from the Material Girl, who was wearing a Moschino leather biker jacket and holding a boombox bag. Shame she didn’t stick around for a few after-show pints, eh?

If anyone Cannes, Bella Cannes. And Cannes she did, when the supermodel stepped out at the film festival on Wednesday in a Versace gown from 1987, designed by the late, great Gianni. Blimey. It’s barely been a minute since she stopped the world on its axis by wearing that Schiaparelli gown with a riskily placed mega-necklace covering her boobs at last year’s Cannes Film Festival. Go on. Take the Cannes crown, Bella.

It’s been quite the week for our Jack (and us). Not only did he grace the cover of THE FACE in a shoot by Alasdair McLellan, but just a day before we released it to you lot, he only went and won the Premier League with his team, Man City. Obviously, it called for a street parade in the city’s centre, a lot of lager and memeable victory dances on the pitch. And he did it all with a pretty pearl necklace around his neck. We love you, Jack. We do.

For Balenciaga’s Resort show earlier this week, Ye – like most of the guests, including Alexa Demie and Selling Sunset​’s Christine Quinn – rocked up in one of creative director Demna Gvasalia’s designs. His look in particular was a winner, taking one, huge, giant step for mankind in these fucking ginormous Balenciaga boots from next season’s collection. Wouldn’t want to step on anyone’s toes with those bad boys, would ya? Ouchies.

It’s good to see our favourite popstar taking breaks from her hectic tour schedule, kicking her feet up on the sofa and taking a well-earned breather. But while most of us would make do with a fluffy nightgown and mismatched socks, Dua Lipa went for a three-piece Versace denim look. Lipa’s been Donatella’s pal ever since she took her first runway steps in Versace’s SS22 show last September and it’s one helluva holy matrimony. Amen.

Earlier this week, the Kardashian Krew touched down in Italy to throw petals at their big sister’s feet, as she married the pop-punk love of her life, Travis Barker. The serial snoggers were dressed by Dolce & Gabbana – who also dressed the rest of the family – with Kourtney going for a white corset bustier, a giant veil and a surprise guest appearance from Mother Mary herself. Can I get a hallelujah?